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Hairy Turtle

I hooked up with this guy who totally had a hairy turtle.
by Turtley December 27, 2021
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Turtle

Turtles are animals who carries multiple diseases from eating plastic straws. And they are very homophobic, racist and sexist. They should be removed for raping menn.
That turtle is not cool.
by Herman Hydle March 10, 2022
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turtle ban#3782

a ban thats always there for everyone. but dont be fooled, because under all the innocent exterior, lies the stinkiest creature on this planet
sam: have you seen turtle ban#3782?
nic: no, they've been studying physics for 14 hrs and havent taken a shower in 2 months
by samen<3 March 13, 2022
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turtle gang

by itsammon March 18, 2022
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Tommy Turtle

Yo do you know Tommy Turtle the official bricked up boy he fucks on god he does.
by notcoltonongod January 27, 2022
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TURTLE

a cool shelled animal that is cool
by TURTLE_LOVER12345 April 12, 2022
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peanut the turtle

very famous! doesn't love turtle food loves lettuce nd cabbage, have a cousin named bubbles(cat) nd a sister named midoriya(hamster) and a god sister named Willow(Guinea pig) and a god brother named oliver (cat), very energetic, loves sleeping on a humans lap, will dip on yo ass if u aint lookin, loves jumpin from high places, not a snappin turtle
"peanut the turtle is cooler then your family"
by zadetheknicker April 13, 2022
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