Acoustic turtle

A term used to describe someone who is acting acoustic or just plain fucking stupid.

Person 1: “Ignorance is a side effect of anger”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”

by Totally not Eric_Bob November 11, 2017

Turtle

Kiavash is a trutle

kiavash your a turtle

by 2dixbt1psy August 15, 2023

turtle beef

Having a falling out between friends over who's the best Ninja Turtle. Coined by Wayne Brady on stream with Marc Rebillet.

No, I don't talk to Joe anymore, we had a turtle beef... I mean, Michelangelo is clearly the best, how could he say Leonardo is the best!?

by LtChaser December 14, 2021

TURTLE

GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE

Giselle looks so much like a turtle

by Adan Chi November 10, 2018

Turtles

Turtles are a reptile that has a shell to give itself armor. Turtles are also often equipped with cameras and machine guns to spy for Russia. They are also seen practicing martial arts.

Guy 1: bro did you see those Turtles with the camera on it?

Guy 2: yeah I think they were spying for Russia

by Fretting about pog March 6, 2023

turtle

often referred to as:
-turtul
-turtle
-turtelelelelelelelelelelelelelelele
-turtil
-turtur
etc.....

basically a lizard with a short tail and a protective covering shell that "eats" plastic because its yummy. Sadly, it might extinct soon. :,(

JC: what's a turtle?
Y/N: lol idk didn't that extinct because of the vskskskskco girls?

by theasianpotato September 21, 2019

Kissing turtles

Touching turtle heads 💩❤️ when your poop is poking and you have a buddy.

Me and Miguel did kissing turtles after that burrito.

by Andrewfrom716 February 25, 2024