lady caviar

Womens Ovaries

Hey bro did you fertilize that lady caviar last night.

by NeSmetterling July 15, 2018

Fartado's Lady

This is the pinnacle of deceit. It is the lowest possible classification found under the umbrella of the category "Sancho". This is a homewrecking act done by a female. In which, a female participates in any sexual act that involves ejaculation with a male that is taken or in a relationship with a distinct female classification. The key part here is, the male that is chosen to complete this grungeful act with HAS to be taken by a female significant other that is either a hooker, prostitute, escort, or any other classification of female that exchanges sexual acts with a predetermined agreement to receive a monetary settlement for this act. This is the crucial part in order to classify as a Fartado's Lady. It is the most vile and vengeful cheating act known to man. Generally this act is done by a female who is cheating to hurt someone (ex boyfriend, bf, etc). Condoms/protection are strictly forbidden, otherwise that defeats the purpose. And yes, escorts do have significant others.

Oh, No Way! That Mexican girl with the fake rrrrumpa clearly is not afraid to admit she had sex with Jaimas boyfriend! She just took down Jaima's whole client list in one swoop! She went for the dagger! Got someone with the 'ol: Fartado's Lady. Someone must have really pissed her off.

by Da Wordsmiff May 31, 2018

Lady Primer

Make-up

Mary Beth: Do I look good?
Lu Ann: Yeah. What did you do different?
Mary Beth: I bought a new type of lady primer; its called Maybelline.

by wont_ketchup October 7, 2012

Lady Stardust

A caring, beautiful person who puts other people before herself. She can make you smile on the darkest of days, she gorgeous and anyone would be lucky to have her.

I’m so lucky to have Lady Stardust.

by lilpeepandjack November 21, 2021

Lady

Rhyming cockney slang for £5.

Lady Godiva - fiver

'ere! Lend us a lady, me ol' china?

Which tea leaf has half inched me lady?

by Ivy Norma Stitts December 3, 2020

Juicy Lady

Tequila and squirt soda

This juicy lady is making me moist!

by Mrs. Ladywood February 3, 2021

Lady soup

Noun. Euphemism for female menstruation.

“I wouldn’t have minded getting me leg over, but it was lady soup on the menu.”

“I can’t wear white because it’s lady soup week.”

“They say grizzly bears can smell lady soup from over 5 miles away.”

by Ladysoup May 9, 2018