Crown The King

To masturbate or jack off. Comes from symbolizing the penis as a head and your fist as a crown.

Men like to crown the king to pleasure themselves.

by TheKing2 December 1, 2010

King's Quest

A game series marketed initially by Sierra On-Line and is now owned by Vivendi Universal, originally made during the 1980s and early 1990s that was really cool until the fifth installment, when it just became damn near impossible to solve without a strategy guide. They attempted to re-market Kings Quest 7 for preteen girls, but it wound up being played primarily by 19-year-old boys who thought Princess Rosella was hot, or had a "cougar crush" on Queen Valanice - who is now believed to be directly responsible for the Ashton Kutcher-Demi Moore inspired era of young men dating middle-aged women.

King's Quest was really cool in the '80s when I was growing up, but by the end of the '90s they destroyed it.

by Doki_Doki_Attack! October 27, 2009

Queef king

a noun, of a male whom is the king of all Queefs women make, often to give a title of a transsexual, or both genders, of which they too may Queef, making them superior are the rightful king of Queefs as no woman can.

" ellie i am the king of queefs hear me man flarp", "and my name is Queef king emma"

by luke brunyee May 15, 2009

King's Syndrome

when you start finding people attractive that you normally wouldn't because the school you attend is so small. The only cure is to go home for Summer, Spring, or Winter break.

"He must have King's Syndrome."
"I thought she was attractive, but it was just King's Syndrome."
"I had to go home to cure my King's Syndrome."

by kingsrep April 18, 2010

King of Town

An enormously fat dude who does nothing but eat. He wears a fake robe and a party city crown and calls himself king of Free Town, U.S.A. Yet, nobody likes him, for he is a loser.

Listen,*cough*, "your highness". We're about to egg the ever-living crap out of your castle, and it just wouldn't be as fun if you're standing right there.

Sure it will. On the count that I'm totally cool.

No you're not.

by Stiffy February 14, 2004

kottonmouth kings

a rap group consists of a bunch of skinny white guys covered with tattoos. They do a lot of hand motions in their music videos, look like they're going to grab your penis through the screen. It's also the new age white trash redneck music.

I am listening to kottonmouth kings because I'm stupid.

by Vide October 27, 2005

pr0n^king

The king of pr0n..
A sexy beast of a man.

Yo, pr0n.. how ya doin'?

by Anonymous Alcoholic August 15, 2003