fart smock

The act of cupping one's fart and throwing it in another person's face.

I love fart smocking my boyfriend while he's playing video games.

by Smerv May 17, 2014

fart chicken

My asshole business partner when I don't want to call him an asshole.
Icelandic term of derogation.

"Hey, has that fart chicken gotten into the office yet?"
"What doesn't that fart chicken fuck up?"

by Sturgeons Rest April 18, 2015

coochie fart

Air coming through a vagina and smelling and sounding like a fart coochie fart

#ryan hey that girl coochie farted
#sarah Ryan no I didn’t 😭😭😭✋🏻

by Coochie God February 15, 2021

Fart Milking

When you massage your stomach because it hurts from trapped gas and you milk out a huge fart!

Bro my stomach was killing after those tacos but I massaged it and milked out a fart! Feel so much better now fart milking is legit.

by JyahC February 9, 2019

Fart Wall

When a victim walks into a rancid fart cloud face first and reacts as if they had walked into a wall by snapping their head back and making an uncomfortable face.

Matt: Wow, did you see that chick break her neck looking back at us?
Hugh: Nah, she just hit my fart wall.
* high five

by heffstar September 30, 2011

fart knobbed

When you are having anal with a girl and she farts on your knob..."Fart knob"

Me and my girlfriend were having wild butt sex and she farted on me, now all the guys say I've been fart knobbed...

by tnt dynamite September 28, 2013

confident fart

Having the confidence beforehand that the upcoming fart is dry and void of any and all soft turd matter, thereby allowing you to give it that extra "oomph" for maximum fart effect.

Wow, that was a nice one. Its nice to have such a confident fart, it doesnt happen very often.

by bigbobp July 18, 2011