mud cunt

It is another name for a chix ass

I fucked her in the mud cunt.

by dente May 1, 2006

Cunt Dragon

Any person of the female gender who is reptilian in appearance and facial expressions, and who is the epitomy of all the evil in the world. A Cunt Dragon most often preys upon the souls of normally happy people, along with that, they suck all the happiness out of a room in seconds.

She's looking very reptilian today

kinda like a dragon...no make that a cunt dragon.

i bet she eats souls

thats what happened to Alexander Supertramp

shit...

by JuSt Dragon Slayers April 19, 2009

blood cunt

slang for a women who is on her period.

woman : "why the fuck haven't you done the washing up you bastard...all men are bastards and are useless and the sooner we can impregnate our selfs then men will be wiped out...blah blah blah.."

man : "Shut the fuck up, don't take it out on me just because you are a blood cunt... and i want my fucking dinner NOW bitch."

by tom best October 17, 2008

cunt stool

A chair on which a cunt sits.

Corey: That shaniqua got attitude, and needs to just get up off her cunt stool. Okaaay?

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

Cunt Lint

The crusty organic substance accumulated on an unclean vagina. Cunt Lint is developed when a woman goes too long without bathing or douching. Effects are worse if woman is dry or post menopausal. Cunt Lint is closely related to Belly Button Lint.

Guy: Damn Gloria, you have to much Cunt Lint down there, your vajay feels like moist sandpaper.

Gloria: I don't believe in bathing, I like my own natural scent :-)

by Greib Minzadian May 18, 2011

chosen cunt

An extraordinary term used to refer to a female that is destined to have virtually all males she meets in the quest of trying to fuck her.

Denise: Why does everyone I meet want to have sex with me?
Greg: 'cause you're The Chosen Cunt

by medicalmechanica April 25, 2010

jabba the cunt

It is where the labia of the woman is chubby and sagging in nature, also covered in a thin bristle and layer of wet slime, reminiscent of Jabba the Hutt.

Ah yeah she right Jabba!

Jabba the Cunt almost trapped my fingers.

by JJPno.1 October 3, 2013