Hats

An item in the 2007 fps game Team Fortress 2

I have many hats

by Firepea368 April 2, 2023

Hatted

To hit one in the area where one places a hat.

She hatted me, HARD!

by ayyyyyywhatsup09 November 6, 2020

beer hat

Aggressively throwing a beer in a plastic cup over someone’s head, usually done to show extreme dislike.

I couldn’t stand that girl. I went into the bar and gave her a beer hat.

by Juleofdnile May 27, 2025

Black-hatted

Interaction with The Problem Child who identifies them self by wearing a black coloured safety helmet.

Tom: "Hey, what's up with Olz? He's running towards that brick wall head first without wearing a helmet again?!"

Jerry: "He's just been black-hatted."

Tom: "Damn man. That explains it. We should pray for him."

by Jabbathebutt666 August 7, 2025

Hatted

(Verb) Describing one that is currently "high" from Marijuana. In other words, describing one that is "wearing a hat".

"Yo bro, you tryna get hatted before school?"

by Spazzzr September 21, 2021

Poop Hat

The hat that provides pooping to said victim. "Pooping" is created by rubbing this supposed hat on ones ass crack. Typically, the pooping action is done by throwing or plopping the hat on ones head followed the word, "POOPED" or "SHIT".

I pooped my dad with the Poop Hat today using great force.

by Poop Meiser June 26, 2022

hat sag

when the tip of someone's beenie droops down like a flaccid penis

Damn that kid has some hat sag

by hat saggah November 10, 2011