Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.
Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"
Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."
Knock, knock, knock....
Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"
Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"
Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."
Knock, knock, knock....
Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"
Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"
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Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.
Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!
Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!
Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!
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