A: Did you use all the tide detergent?
B: Yeah, guess you're gonna have to use Texas detergent instead. My bad.
B: Yeah, guess you're gonna have to use Texas detergent instead. My bad.
by Lil Henry March 14, 2011
Get the Texas Detergentmug. In 2020 of November, private investigator, Donovan Thomas became the top investigator in the state of Texas after completing a case the former top investigator for the state could not, the former top investigator Gil Wilson worked a missing person case for two months and could not locate the person of Interest. investigator D Thomas took over the case and found the person of interest in three days time investigator D Thomas was promoted to lead investigator for the investigation company he worked for, and to this day investigator D Thomas still holds the title for top investigator for the state of Texas he was also considered the youngest investigator in the state to make lead investigator within the first few months of holding a private investigator license
by Stateoftexas August 17, 2025
Get the Top private investigator in the state of texasmug. Texas is an average state in America. Yeah, we have a million races of people here, but at least they’re accepted. There are meth heads and drug addicts, but those are practically everywhere nowadays. We do use y’all a lot. We like hanging out, bbq, and late night television watching. It’s quite fun here, but it sucks when you hear what other people say about our Texan pride. We love our state, get over it you stupid person from Oklahoma. We don’t have Oklahoma, but sometimes they’re just so rude about us, we have to. I live in an average suburban area in south Texas. I am in the Houston area but not living in Houston. We do love cooking! (Especially BBQ, it’s just our culture) I can’t believe I have to say this, but it isn’t the 20th century anymore. We don’t ride horses everywhere (honestly that would help the environment though), wear cowboy gear every day (maybe when we celebrate or go to the rodeo), drink too much beer, and say yee haw. I don’t think I’ve ever used that seriously in my life. Every state has flaws. Also, we aren’t the only country that decided to join a larger group. Don’t act like we’re so weak and terrible. Also, don’t get started with the George W. Bush crap. People are very shitty and I could name from terrible people from every other state too. Fuck you. But otherwise, just please stop harassing Texans. We are cool and have good sweet tea, just chill with us.
Lily: I’m from Texas!
John: Cool, I’m from Arkansas. What’s it like there?
Lily: It’s pretty nice here. One second it’s hot, the next it’s even hotter.
John: Cool, I’m from Arkansas. What’s it like there?
Lily: It’s pretty nice here. One second it’s hot, the next it’s even hotter.
by Cheese milk blender May 13, 2023
Get the Texasmug. texas is so gay
person n1 - have you heard that the popular boy kissed a guy??
person n2 - i mea. i heard he was from texas
person n2 - i mea. i heard he was from texas
by snowos March 1, 2022
Get the texasmug. When you start stroking your weiner with Tajin + Chili Pepper and Dry rub spices, normally going until you ejacualate on your peanits and mix the semen with the spices
It should be stinging violently after, this level 2 sex move is not for the weak.
It should be stinging violently after, this level 2 sex move is not for the weak.
by jelquer228573 March 13, 2025
Get the Texas Dry Rubmug. When two people hold hands between bathroom stall walls or urinal dividers while using the facilities.
by BeefStewy January 25, 2022
Get the Texas Telephonemug. by Jakjakkkk December 20, 2020
Get the texas rangermug.