Twat Cuddler

Someone who enjoys the finer things in life.

That old man over there that is drinking that 15 year old scotch is a twat cuddler.

by gizmoto August 6, 2011

Twat Snockle

Someone who is taking too long at their position.

I can’t believe the customer is still drinking their Spanish coffee 45 minutes after we closed. What a Twat Snockle

by Cinnaright January 21, 2023

Twat Waffle

A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.

Oh haha guys look at that twat waffle over there!
This guy is such a twat waffle omg

by NellyJ April 17, 2023

Triangular Twat Tickle

1. Basically like a circle jerk, but with women.

2. A Tupperware party or bunko night

Biff: Hey are you going to Debbie’s bean flick tonight?
Cindy: Oh you mean her Triangular Twat Tickle?
Biff: Yes
Cindy: No I have to pick up my kids from soccer practice, otherwise I would

by Carlosspicyweiner420 December 12, 2019

Twat

A generally unlikable person who repeatedly does stupid or cringy things

Lewis makes tik toks about his mental health like he is special, Lewis is a twat

by Leeshai Baker July 24, 2021

twat stand

When you stand like a twat.

Look at Manny he's a twat stand

by jesus1337 September 3, 2016

Twat

23 year olds who live in there mums basement and play COD all day could be described as a twat.

You are such a fucking twat

by The Boy who knows tings November 7, 2020