Tommed

Being kicked in the groin by a small insecure person.

Oh dude, you just got tommed

by LukeJames3221 November 19, 2015

Tom Holland

A hot man. His abs can kill within seconds.

Dang, I just saw “Uncharted” and Tom Holland is in it. I almost died in the scene he worked out shirtless. My friends took pictures!

by definitely not Kathryn May 26, 2022

Tom Wilson

The Zellers or Eaton's brown plate special of names. The crowned King of boring names.

Hey kids! Let's go to Eatons! I heard they have the Tom Wilson brown plate special for $1.49 on Thursdays. Gosh, Dad! What's in it? Salisbury steak, powdered mash potatoes, brown gravy on a yellow plate and everything! Swell, Dad! Can i out salt and pepper on it? Sure can, son... Tom Wilson's for everyone!

by BSBoss November 21, 2024

Tom Brady

As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.

Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.

by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022

tom g

tom is the sweetest most amazing person you’ll ever meet. he will give you anything end everything you could possibly need. he has a tight knit group of friends who are a little immature but all care for eachother. he cherishes his gf more then anything. he will go out of his way to giver her everything he needs. he’s so hot especially when he wears hoodies and beanies. he loves his family and his siblings even though he acts like he hates them. tom g is the best!!

is that tom g???
yeah! that’s (y/n) bf! he’s the best!!!!

by lavender1217 April 25, 2023

pulled a tom

Making sexual stories way more intresting then they actually are.

Dude you Pulled a Tom! We all know that shit didn't happen.

by A.Ardvark March 13, 2015

Tom

Tom's are the funniest, and possibly most awesome people you can meet and be around. a Tom usually has a likeness to Sophie’s , Partying, sports, and video games.

(Guy 1): WHO IS THAT GUY????

(Guy 2): Oh that's just Tom. All of the girls hang around him for some reason.

(Guy 1): I wish I was him

by Bongomcchongo January 30, 2022