Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!

Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!

by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022

Gummy Pickle

they don't taste good trust me.

Person 1: Hey I have a gummy pickle, do you want some

Person 2: Sure

Person 2: dies

by jElly bEan is cool March 26, 2022

Pickle It!

Putting your dick inside a pickle jar until it pickles, then finding a woman that hates pickles to then make her suck your dick and chuck up on said peen.

Performed a Pickle It! She opted for chuckin’ up on me wang lad! I threw up in her mouth. We proceeded to recycle this concept for hours until she died. Sucks.

by raunchyraul March 31, 2022

tickling my pickle

This is most commonly used after someone has received a complement. It shows much gratitude and thanks to said compliment.

“Woah Josh you’re so good at the running!”
“Haha you’re just tickling my pickle now.”

by tickling my pickle April 2, 2022

Pickling

to inject your pp into something

im pickling your girlfriend

by m0ldy.fishito April 6, 2022

Pickle Pete

An extremely muscular gigachad who runs a youtube channel

“yo did you see that new Pickle Pete upload?”
“Yeah, I can’t wait until part 3!”

by lettuceman21 April 13, 2022

Pickle Dipper

A person who dips their dicks everywhere; a man whore

Josh is a pickle dipper he slept with the girls in the neighborhood.

DONT be a pickle dipper have some taste

by Rosey Dot April 14, 2022