social-capitalist

A person or organization that specializes in the success or increase of other human beings.

I enlisted the services of a social-capitalist to connect me with resources.

by Ferdie Birdie May 9, 2018

Social drone agency

Business that offers the service of multiple people or air for the purpose of molding, changing or creating online brand equity or visibility.

They hires an social drone agency to boost their media before the ipo. You know of those upscale social trolling houses.

by TechDeLaNoir May 9, 2018

Multi-social media

When you're having two or more different conversations on different social media platforms with the same person.

"Have you talked to them yet?"
"Yeah, via multi-social media."

by SheepPlagueRat March 13, 2018

Socially Transmitted Disruption

When emotions are passed among countless others through means of social media; Facebook, Twitter, Pintrist, ex..

Man, the local bernicrats are hosting an event in the city. Maybe we should join

The vast majority of politician pollute the truth causing a Socially Transmitted Disruption.

by Maple Pie February 26, 2017

social media life

People try to show they have an awesome life by posting a ton of staged pics and posting on social media in an attempt to make friends.

Person 1-Man, her life looks amazing! Look at those cool pics!

Person 2-Nah, that's just her social media life, her real life sucks balls.

by dboys194 May 4, 2016

social media single

When your girlfriend acts like a single girl on snapchat, Instagram, vine, etc.

"Darn... Jennifer is acting so social media single right now."

by Shannahan5 October 13, 2016

social media pda

When all you do is post pictures of your boyfriend or girlfriend on social media to the point where people get annoyed

I thought regular pda was bad but social media pda is so much worse

by mam22 October 5, 2016