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slamming the snake

a form of masturbation that involves slamming the penis between two hard objects
i just caught this drunk shit slamming the snake in the toilet
by Xxxhunterx13 October 29, 2015
mugGet the slamming the snakemug.

Turbo Snake

A Turbo Snake is the genitalia of a man, most commonly known as a penis.

Turbo Snake is used when a gentleman wants to show his dominance to a female, often by showing her his massive schlong, this usually entices the female to mate with the man and allows him to show the true power of his Turbo Snake.
"Go on mate, get ya turbo snake out and show her what ya got!"
by imconfusedbythistoo September 24, 2018
mugGet the Turbo Snakemug.

Snake

A dirty, filthy, whore who should NOT be trusted. Girls who go behind their "best friends" backs and tell lies, spread rumors, and cause drama. Stay AWAY FROM THEM.
"Tidbit and Boomerang are both snakes. They have multiple best friends that they all talk shit about and spread rumors about. Do. Not. Trust. Them."
by Laqueesha Latreese June 22, 2017
mugGet the Snakemug.

snake

someone who tells someone about a problem or issue. also someone who tells a teacher or member of pastoral of a matter that doesn't affect them
look there is Ella Newell, the snake who told Ms Simms"
by gertrudekyfxbju October 18, 2019
mugGet the snakemug.

Snake River Dam Breaker

When two smaller uncircumcised penises are locked together using their foreskin and a much larger penis is slammed down on them, breaking them apart and causing them all to ejaculate simultaneously.
Me and the homies got way too crazy last night. It all ended with a Snake River Dam Breaker.
by Dawulferine April 17, 2019
mugGet the Snake River Dam Breakermug.

snake

a snake; a person who snitches on another, most likely a peer; someone who talks behind their back.
James Charles is a sexual predator, as well as a snake by thinking he has an advantage in life because "he's a celebrity".
by immasmakyou May 30, 2019
mugGet the snakemug.

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