Person 1: Ohh
man lets have some green
salad tonight
Other People: What?
Person 1: Oh whoops I mean I seriously want a tossed
salad tonight with you guys!
Other People: EWW WHAT!?! NO
Person 1: WOAH woah! Just kidding guys, I'm actually really cool. I do hard drugs like those rainbow ponies.. rouuuugh trip last time.
*Later*
Other people: That person's messed up.. anyways, who's down for a salad bowl?