rusty nail

A crazy ass serial killer who lives in a green truck. If you talk to him on the trucker radio he'll hunt you down and kill you.

Girl- OMG, it's rusty nail!!!

by ▪♡SogGynuRGeT♡▪ August 11, 2020

rusty robot's grip

Mostly seen on building sites. Using well used pliers as a grip to have a wank

"Anyone noticed that Dan always takes his pliers with him to the toilet?"
"He loves the feeling of a rusty robot's grip"

by TheWalrus2005 September 3, 2020

Rusty Yak

Similar to a rusty trombone except one, both or all of the participants vomit which is then eaten by the other participants and used as lubricant for more rusty tromboning

Randy: Dude did you go home with that elderly couple last night?

Chet: Yeah, I went back to their house, things got pretty heavy we ended up finishing the night with a round of Rusty Yaks.

Or

Randy: dude you and Sarah were pretty loud last night in your tent.
Chet: yeah, Sarah was giving me a rusty trombone but on day 5 of camping things were pretty rank back there and she yakked, so we made the best of a bad sitch and turned in into a Rusty Yak.

by Leroy Goodboy September 11, 2020

Rusty rainbow

When a male bends his own penis around and inserts it in his anus

Tim why don't you go give your self a rusty rainbow

by Knuckelchildren September 11, 2020

Rusty enema

When a dehydrated man urinates inside of the anus of another person. Preferably without the recipient wiping their butt after a poop.

Get over here you swamp donkey.. I'm gonna give you a rusty enema!

by Tony Danza 2020 September 12, 2020

Rusty Enema

When you're constipated so bad that you have your husband pee in your butt to release the blockage.

I woke up in the middle of the night not being able to take a shit until my husband gave me a rusty enema.

by the_jza September 12, 2020

Rusty Collins

When your girly mouth gets sassy but then you realize you have no way of backing up your sass so you go into hiding hoping people forget, but they don’t.

When a Georgia Yard Sale Nancy Boy runs off at the flapjacks, He has a Rusty Collins

by anonymous September 14, 2020