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The Rusty Puerto Rican

The same idea as a Dirty Sanchez. However, instead of using fecal matter to draw the mustache you use the blood of a woman's menstrual cycle to paint a glorious artistic old school latin mustache on her upper lip after sex.
Definition: A play on words from the original "Dirty Sanchez". A Dirty Sanchez is using fecal matter after sex to paint a mustache on your sexual partners face. The Rusty Puerto Rican is a play on it using the blood of your menstruating partner. Painting a mustache on their face using their bodily fluids.

Example: After Maria informed Antonio that "Aunt Flow" was in town for a few days, Antonio decided to be very creative with his love making. He wanted to leave her something special to remember him by.

His first inclination was to be traditional, but he chose the back door avoiding "Flow". Soon, overcome with passion he proceeded to confront "Flow" head-on. To his surprise she was truly glorious and it suddenly occurred to him he now had multiple options. Maria was trembling in ecstasy as he began to lose total control alternating hole to hole ... ALL NIGHT LONG.

As he removed his utterly aching, thoroughly chaffed member from her for the last time he instinctively reached down to find a wad of the apple butter they spent the entire night churning together and decided to artfully paint a "Rusty Puerto Rican" mustache upon her face.
by DirtyOrbit November 4, 2021
mugGet the The Rusty Puerto Ricanmug.

rusty steel chair

when someone sits on a chair and gets up and there is a shit stain where the person was sitting
when he got up, he left a rusty steel chair, gross
by jrobohn October 11, 2014
mugGet the rusty steel chairmug.

rusty stamp

The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently slapping a left and right hammer strike with a stool stained member on the hips of an unsuspecting partner (regardless of sex).
After a few too many drinks at the shooter bar, I took Annie home and posted her with a rusty stamp!
by sirlixalot September 28, 2010
mugGet the rusty stampmug.

Rusty Raincoat

Fucking a girl on her period while wearing a condom
She was on her period but told me she has herpes. So I gave her the rusty raincoat.
by Jmfnw February 25, 2023
mugGet the Rusty Raincoatmug.

Rusty trumpet

A girl eat yo booty whole and tickle yo dick between the legs
Damn bro that rusty trumpet was fire”
“You mean rusty trombone?”
Shut the fuck up
by Pepepoopoobitch September 1, 2019
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rusty cave

When your partner asks you to not clean your butthole before they toss your salad.
Jenny had been thinking about tossing Paulies salad all day...she wanted the musk, the sweat, the dirt and everything in between. Pauly knew this so not only did he keep his butt unclean but he barely wiped it after a number two so she could have the full rusty cave experience.
by Seaguller12 January 15, 2015
mugGet the rusty cavemug.

rusty drum

The act of tounging a male asshole while patting or "drumming" the testicles
Doug gave me a fantastic Rusty drum last night before i gave him a rusty trombone
by Caźzoo August 26, 2017
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