Ah shit!! That girl over there has blond hair and her name is Skyler?!?! Lets jump her. Punch! Punch!! Its national punch skyler day.
by Rangers2020@ October 14, 2020
Get the National punch Skyler daymug. When you are having sex with a chick and you mouth-fuck her till you spew then punch her in the face afterwards causing her to spit the jizz everywhere, ie, like Rocky Balboa getting punched.
I love my girlfriend, I gave her three rocky balboa thunder punches and she still wanted to eat my dick.
by Poondog69 May 1, 2011
Get the Rocky Balboa Thunder Punchmug. "I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"
"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"
"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"
by I don't actually punch whales April 9, 2010
Get the punch a baby whale in the facemug. The taking of a HUGE penis from behind the type that makes you cum all over him and leave your pussy wanting more
by Jennifer lizette Ruiz December 18, 2013
Get the donkey punchmug. A classic amongst the Kyle's, Bootlicker's, and the "I was going to join the Marines but-*insert fake health condition*" crowd, Five Finger Death Punch is essentially Pantera with an extra chromosome. Their specialty is pandering to people who love veterans, in order to keep what little relevance they have. Their target audience is comprised of people who can't read, people who want to claim they listen to "metal" without listening to metal, and people who just want to appear strong to make up for their slow learning abilities. The only bright spot of this band is that their guitarist is pretty good, but that is frequently overshadowed by news of Ivan Moody (frontman) playing hopscotch between different rehab facilities. When it comes to songwriting, let's just say the ABC's has a more complex lyrical makeup and song structure than just about everything this band has put out. It could be worse though; They could be Trapt.
"Did you hear that new Five Finger Death Punch song?"
"Which one? The one where Ivan sings about eating blue crayons? Or the one where he sings about eating green crayons?"
"Which one? The one where Ivan sings about eating blue crayons? Or the one where he sings about eating green crayons?"
by BIGXSCHMEAT September 9, 2020
Get the Five Finger Death Punchmug. Five Finger Death Punch's first album "The Way Of The Fist" was such a kickass album! Beforehand, I wanted to take a pickaxe and go to Burger King, but now I feel absolutely fine!!
by ChackyJan April 7, 2008
Get the Five Finger Death Punchmug. National dick punch day is a day we’re girls get the opportunity to punch some dicks. February 25-27 are dick punch days.
by Booty bandit February 25, 2019
Get the National dick punch daymug.