roling potato

when a unicorn walks up to your door, and waits for you to come out. Then it chucks a refrigerator at you so it rolls.

when i went outside in the morning to get the newspaper i got a roling potato.

by natebug01 March 2, 2014

Potato Sacking

The art of throwing someone over your shoulder and walking through public - acting like everything's okay.
The Potato Sackee (Person over the shoulder) can take up different positions on the shoulder to make things interesting.

Look over there, that guy is potato sacking. What a legend!

by HaydonWB February 16, 2014

potato place

A place where potatoes are typically put; most often the mouth of a Irish girl or woman.

Shut your potato place or I will make you a real Irish Beauty!

by kmaddesa May 8, 2014

baked potato

When you are so high that you lose muscle control, becoming a potato. A baked potato.

If I smoke a blunt alone, I'm pretty baked potato.

by docbrown3 July 4, 2014

Potato

A potato is an awful cheerleader who thinks they are good. These potatoes are happy to be potatoes. These "cheerleaders" struggle to excel. They are funny to watch. If you find a potato team, call them potatoes because they love it.

"Wow you're such a potato"
"Thanks we know. We love it"

by Straightfacts August 29, 2014

Baked Potato

A stoned person who happens to be overweight or even obese.

"Dude, is that Randy hotboxing in his car?"
"Yeah he's turning into a baked potato."

by UrFriendlyNeighborhoodSpartan September 13, 2014

muddy potato toss

While in the act of anal intercourse, the penis slips out alowing a small compact piece of feces to slide out of the rectum and onto the floor. The male in this situation would then toss that muddy potato to an unknown undisclosed location

Doug tossed that muddy potato behind sharrons bed like it was never there and kept on gettin it. This is known as the muddy potato toss.

by Potato scooper November 4, 2013