When you're in a public space, and open Twitter and it's autoplaying all the porn on your feed with the volume way up.
Person 1:"Pardon me sir, but could you please reduce the volume on your pornography?"
Person 2:"Of course, madam. My apologies, it was an unintentional Autoplay Porn Circus."
Person 1:"Why sir, it happens to the best of us. I myself had an Autoplay Porn Circus just last week at my great aunt's funeral."
Person 2:"Of course, madam. My apologies, it was an unintentional Autoplay Porn Circus."
Person 1:"Why sir, it happens to the best of us. I myself had an Autoplay Porn Circus just last week at my great aunt's funeral."
by Debased March 12, 2020
Usually a friend who has porno magazines and is willing to share them with you, and had been lending them to you for the purpose of pleasing yourself.
-And who might you be?
-Hi, I'm Dave's porn mag buddy, Cal.
-Crap, I can't get my hands on some quality porno mags.
-Don't you have a porn mag buddy?
-Hi, I'm Dave's porn mag buddy, Cal.
-Crap, I can't get my hands on some quality porno mags.
-Don't you have a porn mag buddy?
by nyeste88 November 05, 2010
by Paraprincess October 13, 2010
He would wait for hours, just hoping that someone deranged would emerge from the darkened asylum so he could snap a pic and add it to his straight jacket porn collection.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2019
An online game in which two or more competitors search the net for strange pornography. The competitor who finds the most obscure pornography is declared the winner.
Competitors must use seperate computers and communicate the results through some form of online communication, such as MSN Messenger. URLs must be provided as evidence of the weird porn and all competitors must agree that they are unable to find stranger porn than that which has been put forward. If all competitors agree, a winner is declared and the game ends.
Competitors must use seperate computers and communicate the results through some form of online communication, such as MSN Messenger. URLs must be provided as evidence of the weird porn and all competitors must agree that they are unable to find stranger porn than that which has been put forward. If all competitors agree, a winner is declared and the game ends.
Person A: 'That's got to have won it, i've found horse porn.'
Person B: 'No way, ive just found an albino transvestite being shagged in the ass by a rottweiller. I FUCKING WIN!'
Person A: 'Damn. I suck at The Weird Porn Game'.
Person B: 'No way, ive just found an albino transvestite being shagged in the ass by a rottweiller. I FUCKING WIN!'
Person A: 'Damn. I suck at The Weird Porn Game'.
by J Riley September 12, 2005
by ~Sable's Seductions~ May 15, 2006
Masturbating to internet pornography involving only one porn star. Masturbating to any other porn star constitutes cheating.
"Are you strumming over Sasha Grey AGAIN?"
"Yeah, I'm in a porn star relationship with her and I'm not about to cheat."
"Yeah, I'm in a porn star relationship with her and I'm not about to cheat."
by Bobby Gigi May 12, 2009