Personal security

When they mesmerize having you wrapped up in a warm colcha next them 24/7

David Omar daydreams on having his new friend as personal security while he preps healthy meals all day.

by Sota November 2, 2017

Short person energy

Josh ellum on Twitch.tv/ellum

Josh Ellum has such Short Person Energy!

by DisAshters August 29, 2021

Contraceptive personality

A personality type which causes you to luck out with those you are trying to date.

Joe has tried to score with three girls so far tonight, but every time, his contraceptive personality got in the way, and we was denied.

by Nick WJ May 2, 2023

the perfect person

It's Hayden Pritchard Hayden is the perfect person lol don't debate it just accepted it thank you I love you bye

Hayden is the perfect person

by Deadpool35 July 22, 2021

Fifth Person Point of View (FPPV)

It is when you are writing in a such of way that no one relies on what you're going to write. It is when you are using confusing sentences -- think of the way Frank Herbert wrote his famous novel double-trilogy, Dune -- Frank Herbert used confusing things moving onto things such as character's thoughts, character's own paragraphs, and more onto that.

John read Dune, Dune Messiah, Children of Dune, God Emperor of Dune, Heretics of Dune, and Chapterhouse: Dune, and her thought it was a Fifth Person Point of View (FPPV).

by Wargom July 14, 2024

Two-Person Wedgie

This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.

My big sister gave me an atomic two-person wedgie yesterday. My pussy was on fire for hours.

by Wedgie_expert101 July 20, 2021

undisclosed personal insecurities

When you get rejected

"I really like Nick, but I’m not interested in dating anyone. I think it has more to do with undisclosed personal insecurities than anything. Nick is an awesome guy but I don’t want to pursue anyone right now."

by Spogbob July 8, 2019