slouch potato

n. Slovenly person with no ambition and bad posture.

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Get some shape on your benighted life you didgeridoo-bashing slouch potato. You don’t want to end up washing koala scrotums down the docks in Perth.

by gnostic3 December 22, 2021

potato

a body shaper that you put under your clothes to snatch your body

“mom where’s your potato? i don’t like the way my body looks in this dress.” :(

by yrusmtm March 10, 2022

Potato foot

When you eat a giant plate of cheesy potatoes and your foot goes numb

Mary couldn’t make her soccer game because she had a bad case of potato foot

by vnthegreatest October 22, 2017

Sexy potato

Also known as Qynn. A sexy potato is an extremely hot/sexy person

Look at that person over there they're such a sexy potato

by The10008whoran April 14, 2022

king of the potato

A person who is short and cannot reach the top shelf.

Man, Garrett is such a King of the Potatoes.

by Nyxiii May 17, 2021

Potato

A person so dumb, they're a root vegetable, completely void of any sense.

"Holy shit, you just potato'ed all over this post."
"You got banned because you needed a potato time-out."
"Why did you DD, you potato?! "
"Share your recent awkward potato moments with me please"

by 1Potato2Potato3Potato4 January 12, 2017

Hot Potato

A hot girl who has the personality of a potato

Jessica is hot, but she has no personality. She a hot potato

by Jwidhdisndh July 2, 2020