by DominicIsReallyCoolie February 2, 2021
Get the Mom is cool mug.The act of bending over David’s mother and blowing her back out with the boys and then go full bukkake.
by Pimpdaddyslayer September 3, 2021
Get the David’s Mom mug.Similar to soccer mom, except these women are have a specific fashion choice. They are usually wearing athletic leggings and one of the popular name brand choice of shoes, usually Nike’s (usually having a color that coordinates to their leggings). Their tops consist mostly of a tank top with sports bra underneath and covered with a fitted zip up long sleeve hoodie.
Note that many of these women are also not moms, but want to just give the appearance that they exercise to compensate or hide some other shortcoming in their life.
Their outfit can be seen on them anywhere but the gym. They will wear their fitness mom apparel to their children’s school functions, inside of a Target, or at a Starbucks to give the appearance to others that they live such a busy life and exercise to look and feel great and that they have to get things done right after their “workout” for the sole purpose of making others believe they are something that they actually aren’t.
Note that many of these women are also not moms, but want to just give the appearance that they exercise to compensate or hide some other shortcoming in their life.
Their outfit can be seen on them anywhere but the gym. They will wear their fitness mom apparel to their children’s school functions, inside of a Target, or at a Starbucks to give the appearance to others that they live such a busy life and exercise to look and feel great and that they have to get things done right after their “workout” for the sole purpose of making others believe they are something that they actually aren’t.
by GdoggX December 23, 2017
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Get the Your Mom mug.A mother who lives too far away from her children to be there everyday, but, maintains a parenting relationship via the app Snapchat.
"My kids still stress me out from 1500 miles away, because I'm a Snapchat Mom: a Mother who parents the best she can via Snapchat"
by The Original Snapchat Mom July 8, 2018
Get the snapchat mom mug.Moms' main source of information when finding out what their kids are doing behind their backs. If someone accidentally slips up, that mom will be talking about it with your mom in about 10 minutes.
Adam: oh man, how did all our moms find out about the party we went to on Saturday?
Brandon: Steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. His mom told Casey's mom, and Casey's mom told your mom, who told my mom.
Adam: The Mom Network strikes again, I see.
Brandon: Steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. His mom told Casey's mom, and Casey's mom told your mom, who told my mom.
Adam: The Mom Network strikes again, I see.
by Old Saggy May 25, 2008
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