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Mike Bailey

A redneck god amongst men. His name can be used as an adjective or verb : when something is red necked, jerry rigged like fuck, or crazy in general. Something legendarily redneck. The yee yee equivalent of “living like Larry”.
A : “I lost the bolt to my bike rack so I just fuckin duct taped that shit on the back.”

B : “Thats some Mike Bailey shit man”
by mattybtheslumpgod September 14, 2020
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Mike Sabin

The man, the myth, the fucking legend. Wears way too, many hats, loves tennis but works as a soccer coach part time so he gets to hang with the love of his life, Nico Campbell. Sexy beast, although he lives in a storage unit. Currently holding tennis prodigy Harry Collomb hostage.
by Tennisbabes6969 October 29, 2018
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Mike Spike

When you and your best bro poke each other in the penis with thumb tacks repeatedly.
Person 1 "My dick is still cut from that Mike Spike last week"
Person 2 "You're welcome"
by Sloppy Seth October 20, 2017
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