mark harder

when you see the most perfect man for you, and even throughout the universe. or used to describe someone that gives you the feeling that you feel safe and universally connected to one another. or in some cases... handsome ;)

linguini: man, when will i ever find my mark harder

tabitha: sucks to suck i found mine and hon

by comehomethekidsmissyou November 19, 2025

Mark

A Canadian individual of Ukrainian origin, primarily recognized for his persistent use of the expression “Fellas.”
Frequently described as “so stupid,” a characterization supported by many informal observations.

"You're such a Mark.”

by pleviet December 8, 2025

Mark Fuckerberg

The douchebag founder of Facebook who cowers to MAGAt and Diaper Donald.

There goes Mark Fuckerberg again, abandoning his principles and kissing up to Diaper Donald.

by LaughingAloud December 10, 2025

Mark Deano

Thinks he’s van der sar in goal but more like van Barneveld. Needs to act his age n stop being a blithering idiot

Oh no the keepers had a mark deano there ffs

by BigFatWillsClaretBlueArmy December 12, 2025

Mark Cum

The rarest and purest seed on the planet. Only women of virtue and quality are worthy of it. Hails from an unbroken bloodline of over 5,0000 years.

"How was your date last night?"
"It was ok."
"Did you give her the Mark Cum?"
"No she wasn't worthy."

by The Council of NPGs December 18, 2025

Glarfl Marfle

Nasal hair that grows from the arms. Must be cut once a week to avoid contamination. However it can be used to stop bleeding when a cut is made.

Only occurs in rare cases.

"Woah, that guys Glarfl Marfle is crazy!"
"We've got a man down! James, get some of your Glarfl Marfle!"

by George Taylor May 19, 2007

wag mark

the clear red mark on a womans hand which tells u how heavy her shopping bags of clothes are, v redder the hands the more clothes she has bought, also works with handbags, shoes etc

my gf had a clear wag mark on her hands when she got home so i know how much clothes she's bought

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 15, 2009