Masturbation will make you go blind

Blindness caused from masturbation as a result of ejaculating into oneselfs eyeballs.

Grandma said masturbation will make you go blind

by Yourwrongangel November 3, 2020

national make out with female day

national make out with female day falls on May 21-22

tom: hey do you know what day it is tomorrow?
stacey: oh yeah, it’s national make out day! i’m going to get my tongue ready! tom: hey do you know what day it is tomorrow?
stacey: oh yeah, it’s national make out with female day! i’m going to get my tongue ready!

by deidara uchiha May 20, 2021

How to make your parents proud

You probably just made your parents upset or mad and searched this up just so you don't feel disappointed anymore, I feel ya.

My dad just yelled at me for "breaking" a trumpet so I searched "how to make your parents proud" into the urban dictionary.

by 2021AA January 16, 2021

does this shirt make me look fat

yes

"does this shirt make me look fat?"
"yes"

by mike lemon May 3, 2009

I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe

something that defines humanity

I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.

by ch4rg3 May 6, 2020

just tell em were making ramen

when the cops pull up to your vehicle and ask why its hella smokey..... just tell em were making ramen!

cops: why is it hella smokey?
me: just tell em were making ramen!

by sheramen October 2, 2016

Do you make your own earrings?

A secret code used by gay women to figure out if the other woman is gay as well.

Do you make your own earrings? Yes, are you gay too?

by Murry June 20, 2020