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excel master

"Just like Mozart mastered the piano to make beautiful music, an Excel Master mastered Excel to make beautiful spreadsheets." -jh

An Excel Master makes a layman's Excel spreadsheet look like a paper towel after cleaning up a pizza party gone to the dogs.

Typically, Excel Masters hold their former Excel spreadsheets dear to their heart.

Since an Excel Master may have a special fondness of numbers and organization, they make great co-workers and friends.
Step back!---Jon's creating an Excel Masterpiece and you know that means; Mozart is rolling in his grave. It's okay Mozart, we'll play your Piano Concerto No. 24 at the unveiling of Jon's latest Excel Masterpiece.

Why didn't you tell me that Jon's an Excel Master? I spent the past hour working on this sloppy spreadsheet, while he's over there like a wizard using his Excel Mastery arts.
by SP@RKLE February 11, 2017
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chaz master

Someone who is such a badass, almost no mortal can stand infront of said person without collapsing into a heap of nothingness
Person A: Woah! Did you hear that some dude did a triple backflip and landed dick first into Kim Kardasians ass.
Person B: Yeah dude! That guy is such a Chaz master!
by Mr.DunkMaster February 22, 2017
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finger master blaster

An Asian guy fingering a Caucasian guy's anus.
Liam, don't finger master blaster me now, we're in public.
by Svendpai March 3, 2017
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Dungeon master

A person who has a dungeon of sex slaves.
Person 1: Denis is a dungeon master
Person 2: Yeah, but his dungeon is full of chilldren
by BigDickMcCheese May 19, 2017
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Scrub Master

The art of mastering being a dickhead and screwing everything up.
Damnit that scrub master is ruining are party.
by WordsDontLie June 4, 2017
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Boanch Master

A Boanch master is a person the acquired the properties or finding a boanch or a person that regularly calls people "frickin boanches"
Man 1: Hey did you see that cool guy over there
Man 2: Yeah he called me a frickin boanch
Man 1: He must consider himself a boanch master
by Boanch Police August 10, 2017
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fitness master

Someone who has a nagging passion to be as fit as possible.
"wow hes a try hard" "No, hes a fitness master"
by The fitness master October 3, 2017
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