A lesbian who seems to have a large range of skills, some unnecessary and some you haven't even heard of. If you can think of a skill, there's a high probability at least one Swiss Army Lesbian you know has some knowledge of it.
You want to know how to make candles? Laura's exs are all Swiss Army Lesbians, so she's bound to know one that could teach you.
by TheJoxter May 6, 2019

When one women is wearing a strap on and she doing a women in the vagina and the other one is wearing a strap on also and she is doing her from anual .
by Ashpichu May 11, 2018

by txpiara June 6, 2025

A man who realizes he is the third wheel on a date or activity with a romantic interest instead of her friend. As a result the likelihood of any sexual activities drops to zero.
"How was your date with Sandy."
"I thought hanging out with her friend would score me some major bonus points, but I turned into a lesbian chaperon."
This phenomenon can be seen often at Malls and Bars and is often preformed by husbands.
"I thought hanging out with her friend would score me some major bonus points, but I turned into a lesbian chaperon."
This phenomenon can be seen often at Malls and Bars and is often preformed by husbands.
by sbxconlan January 17, 2013

A girl/woman who is very much unaware of their homosexuality, and is a lesbian, but just doesn't realize it.
Person 1: Why does Marika get so nervous around other girls? She blushes and gets so fidgety around them, not to mention she always gazes at them without realizing. It's so unlike her.
Person 2: Dude, she's an unconscious lesbian.
Person 2: Dude, she's an unconscious lesbian.
by Matsun-tsunrin September 9, 2018

A female celebrity who just embues a powerful gay energy, regardless of whether or not they actually date women.
"Cate Blanchett, let's be real, in those suits she's a Lesbian Power Mom all the way"
"Jodie Foster is the Lesbian Power Mom we all want and need"
"Jodie Foster is the Lesbian Power Mom we all want and need"
by tinymanticore04 February 26, 2019

When a man's giving off lesbian vibes, but is in reality a straight/bi man who just has a above average attraction towards 90s/early 2000s rock
-Why do you call me gay?
-It's not that you are gay, you just give off pink floyd lesbian vibes bestie <3
-It's not that you are gay, you just give off pink floyd lesbian vibes bestie <3
by Null User April 1, 2024
