lip erection

A lip erection is when you get together with a friend who makes you laugh so much your top lip lifts up to expose a gummy expression. This can happen as you walk towards said friend.

As I walked towards my friend my top lip began to lift. She is just so funny it is like being around Ricky Gervais. We cause each other lip erections.

by Sh4von April 3, 2020

Woodpecker lips

Quite possibly the hardest thing on the planet.

I tried to drill into that concrete, but couldn't. That old stuff is harder than woodpecker lips!

by Rhino43050 August 26, 2024

zip your lip

shut up.

zip your lip faggot

by fuck you urban dict June 6, 2016

EOS lip balm

It looks like a sphere. This lip balm was all I wanted in elementary school, I remember my friends used to eat it since she said it was healthy and I ended up trying it. IT TASTED HORRIBLE. I don't recommend this at all. EOS has so many different types of scents too. My favorite is the peppermint one that I begged my mom to get while at Costco.

I ate eos lip balm...

by pop off kween November 13, 2020

Lip Sink Battle

A game where you need four players and four buckets of sea water. Each player dips their head into the bucket for as long as they can. The last one whose head is still down wins, the losers get smacked on the ass with a fly swatter.

I got a black ass and a red eye after i played Lip Sink Battle. I feel like vomiting.

by LeilaSP February 10, 2019

voodoo lips

When your lips look extra shitty. Like they got doo doo on them . Very pinkish on the inside ...With a little extra ash around the edges. Voodoo lips Can be compared to an inside out bootyhole. People with voodoo lips must keep a few tubes of chapstick by their side to keep the lips moisturized. Please if you see someone with voodoo lips don't be alarmed its not contagious..although can be passed down through blood line. Always share your blistex if a victim of voodoo lips asks..its only right..at that point sharing is caring.

I can believe the girl with voodoo lips left her lipchap at home !

by Twhite24 December 20, 2016

Administrative Lip

Most often used in the college setting around class registration time. When the hassle of administrative work becomes unbearable, the only solution is saying "fuck it" and packing an enormous lip of smokeless tobacco.

Henry: "Dude they keep saying that my password is incorrect and when I try to get my password hint they won't give it to me"

James: "That sucks bro. I got my skoal peach right here go ahead and grab an administrative lip."

by bbrizzle4UUq16 December 9, 2009