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by boof on the roof April 16, 2025

Time, sometimes decribed like a body or vessel, comes to a head. The neck of time is the moment just before an event.
by FUCat March 31, 2023

by 9183747 November 21, 2020

When someone says you’re making fun of them aka roasting them but you’re not REALLY making fun just poking fun
by Searchingforanogidea March 3, 2023

Hi, my name is Tasha. And my bullies r Mina, lizzy, and Davielle. I was in school and I was late. They saw me and giggled. And forcefully made one of the students beside them point at me. The teacher saw, and polity asked me to sit down. So I sat, and waited patiently to get the supplies for the class.. Mina tried to push me out the chair. But I kept scooting from her. But sadly I forgot there was another mean person behind me named Lana. And she cut the back of my hair...
This is just a story . But stop bullying, it could help the world become a little better than what it is now
by Ali Wonderland_! April 1, 2022

by PhatPhnya November 19, 2018

When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.
I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.
by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023
