john hayden

JFH, John Fucking Hayden. Born February 14, 1995. The Yale Grail. Super smarty pants that went to Yale for some sort of biological sciences bullshit. He's pretty cool, real nice hair. #40 on the Chicago Blackhawks. Scored his first NHL goal on March 18, 2017 against the Toronto Maple Leafs off a great pass by Jonathan Toews.

Person 1: did you see that new photo of john hayden
Person 2: he's out here lookin' like a damn snack

by G. E. A. June 17, 2017

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John Bloom

Famous English Adventurer best known for his actions as a playboy at the Bulgarian seaside during the 60's

Oh, you mean that John Bloom that arrived from the deep Black Sea in his 007 amphibia car and was central for Bowie's first record deal!

by Olive Climber October 17, 2008

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John Hilgert

Lana's or @hulmelio on tiktok brother

Rest in peace John Hilgert

by Andrea.k December 2, 2021

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John Xina

Basically John Cena but speaking chinese.

bing chilling John Xina

by banana overlord February 7, 2022

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john dusty

a guy named John, who often lands in Dusty Depot in fortnite

hey John dusty, where we droppin?
yall already know!!!dusty depot ofc

by Jjpacker69 October 6, 2021

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Mrs. John

The female version of Mr. John, because they share everything, from thoughts to humor to emotions. The luckiest woman in the world, who has given her heart to her very best friend.

He was Mr. John and she was his Mrs. John.

by AmatoTheBeloved February 14, 2020

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