Japhy

Japhy is the most amazing person ever he is way better then you if you aren’t friends with japhy then Jesus will steal you soul so if you meet a japhy be kind to home he is a once in a lifetime opportunity so make good use of the time you have with japhy

Hey dude I just met a japhy

Whhhhhhatt you lucky fam dog home slice dude

by Japppppphhhhyyyy November 20, 2018

Japanizing

Taken from Boss Master Riesl, this refers to anything that has an augmented japanese feel to it.

Example: "Let's japanize adobo!"

Japanizing food is fun!

by BoatExpedition January 22, 2019

Japanese Torpedo

When you are in the middle of sex , get up, run and dive into your partners vagina or anal cavity.

Baby I don’t think you’re ready for this big ol japanese torpedo.

by bicboibooboo February 17, 2019

japdicating

v. To abdicate the emperorship of Japan, or by extension, to give up any trivial or formerly wonderous position.

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I wonder how long it will be until we see Trump japdicating.

by gnostic3 April 30, 2019

Japanese Rain Goggles

Contact lenses worn specifically for the purpose of avoiding eye irritation when performing bukkake scenes.

As seminal fluid can sting the eyes, actors wishing to avoid the appearance of pink eye are advised to wear eye protection.

"Oh Bruce, remember to pack some Japanese Rain goggles for the Hot Rods bukkake shoot tomorrow, 'cause we'll need you bright-eyed for your Army of Ass scene straight after".

by mechalurker May 18, 2019

Japanese Hoover

When you're sitting on a chair and a Japanese lady squats in front of you to have a chat . And then suddenly , out of nowhere , she sucks up your Dick and balls .

I swear i was talking to Megumi about my Last sushi meal and she suddendly gave me a brutal Japanese Hoover

by Vati June 12, 2019

Japangonese

A term used to define the language of Japan. It's commonly known as Japanese.

Wen : What?
Harold : Japangonese.
Wen : Nani?
Harold : I said Japangonese.
Wen : Nani the fuck?
Harold : Perfect.

by XanLimit June 27, 2019