ass clown

A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.

This looser calling my tech support hotline is a real ass clown.

by A'ss K'loun January 30, 2003

Baboon Ass

A condition in which a mans ass ( specifically on or around the butthole ) becomes red and swollen resembling the ass of a Baboon . This unfortunate and painful condition is most often the result of exercise or manual labor on hot humid summer days and is often made worse by the salt found naturally in a man' perspiration. In addition baboon ass can also be brought on by repeated wiping of ones butthole such as in the case of diarhea or the beer shits etc...

OUCH my ass hurts , I must have baboon ass from all that beer and exercise. "Honey can you kiss it better ?"

by chicagogofan February 22, 2010

ass darts

a game between gay males involving anal intercourse.

What are you guys doing today? Playing ass darts?

by HomerCO March 5, 2004

ass stamina

an ass stamina is the measurement of the ability of a girl (...or a guy) to take an immense amount of pounding (intercourse) in the lower opening of the alimentary canal (i.e. anus or asshole). for anal intercourse lovers, ass stamina plays an important role in the process; the more ass stamina the receiving person has, the more enjoyment both parties (giving and receiving) will get out of the intercourse.

a lot of ass stamina can be seen in people exhibiting the constant need for anal intercourse even after the prolonged, hard pounding has been performed on their anus by the giving party.

my girl sure has a lot of ass stamina. i was going blitzkrieg on that ass for over 30 minutes until i almost passed out and she still wanted me to pound it more. her asshole was gaping so much i could easily fit my fist in it.

by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010

Goofy Ass

Usually an insult, mainly used when roasting someone.

Boi, if you don't hurry yo' snail built ass up already I finna knock the stupid out yo' goofy ass.

by KillerKReyes December 19, 2016

ass explosion

The results of eating at a cafeteria in any of the SUNY schools. Explosive Diarhea.

"God, I only hade enough time to get back to my room before I had to let my ass explode."

by Nickaliss March 29, 2004

Faggot Ass

a dude that shines his pennies to wear in
the fronts of his Penny loafers.

Look at that Faggot Ass prancing down the
street in his penny loafers.

by Street Whiz April 5, 2009