I'm on it tonight

He's on a roll with relevant and humorous conversation.

When I'm on it tonight:

Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…

Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.

Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!

by Okaybird April 16, 2019

i'm not famous

a phrase used by the one and only Hero Fiennes - Tiffin.

he has 1.5 million followers on ig, bitch he is famous.

hero: i'm not famous

fans: you are famous babe

by Whoreforheroandjo April 18, 2019

I'm finna steal

Something you say when you're mad

If I see a single endgame spoiler, I'm finna steal.

by cb21 May 5, 2019

I'm you

Pretending to be someone

Hey buddy I am pretending to be you. I'm you

by OrlandoVATV May 13, 2019

i'm-

It's used when you don't know what to say or when you're speechless/indignant.

person 1: he said he hates you
person 2: i'm-

by kindlycrazy March 1, 2019

Hi baby I'm out

Sorry, I'm too busy for you and I rather talk to random people over the one person in life that loves me the most

Moaz: Calls Nour..
Nour: Hi baby I'm out

by moazta June 3, 2019

i'm gonna salt you

A warning to prepare someone for a tongue lashing, that they'll be crying once you're done with them.

Talk about my mom one more time and I'm gonna salt you.

by PicklesToMe August 9, 2019