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hard table

Someone who inspires another
Miss Whitaker is such a hard table. She inspires and motivates us, day after day.
by mawkie August 27, 2017
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shit fucks hard

When shit slaps & it’s bussin bussin it reaches the level of fucking hard
by Hahshshshdjssndb October 3, 2022
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My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard
Yea, i guess My dick is really hard
by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024
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hard of understanding

A play on the phrase "hard of hearing". Often said as "acting hard of understanding".

1. Pretending like one doesn't understand or feigning ignorance, especially if the topic is simple; disingenuous; goofy; playing dumb

2. A reproach for someone who completed a request either incompletely and incorrectly, usually out of laziness: especially if the task was simple or explained several times; stupid

3. A reproach for someone who is only half listening and giving inappropriate or no response

4. Hard-headed, stubborn
He acted hard of understanding when I asked him to bring in the groceries, only bringing in the bags in the front seat and pretending not to see those in the back seat.
by Dann326 June 10, 2019
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Try hard

Someone who tries to hard to be cool or prove a point when in reality they are just fucken stupid
Wow! Look at jack what fucking try hard.
by Nicetryjack December 14, 2019
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Work hard token

When you’re doing leg day and you fart so much that you believe you pooped a little bit
Sorry, I’ve gotta go home and change. I’m pretty sure I gave myself a work hard token while lifting today
by luck257 March 15, 2022
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Dye Hard

A person who dyes their hair a lot. Most dye hards dye their hair different colors or colors 'off the rainbow'
Demi Lovato
Naomi king
Scene kids
Emos
Some examples of Dye Hards
by HelloKittyWorshiper September 12, 2015
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