Human Centicootie 

When your grandma give you a rimjob through the cotton of your underwear.

Michael’s grandmother tongues his anus through his tidy whities, giving him a human centicootie.

Human Centicootie by Michael C. February 11, 2022

humanimaltarian 

One who is devoted to the welfare of all animals including humans.

They worked with Humanimaltarians to integrate the population with the wild boar.

humanimaltarian by Jedimamas19 February 12, 2022

Humahns 

A creature that views itself as the ultimate reason for being.

Joseph: America put its flag on the moon. Oh the humahns.

Humahns by Jomish February 13, 2022

Human bobcat 

Superwogs dad/someone aggressive

What is wrong with him
I don’t know he’s like a human bobcat

Human bobcat by Jacpauly February 20, 2022

human fountain 

When you puke a shit ton and look like a fountain

bro, he stuck his fingers in his mouth and did the human fountain

human fountain by Alofi February 25, 2022

Human Clock 

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's open neck hole and spins her around giving the illusion of a big hand and little hand on a clock

"I hung out with Stoma Stacy and we made a Human Clock"

Human Clock by Lunarseawitch March 9, 2022

Human

The face of Earth

He is da face of the damn earth.
He’s a human, Idiot.

Human by Orangutan Man March 22, 2022