Trojan Horse

When a woman requests the use of a condom to engage in intercourse and the man complies, wearing a condom to begin the interaction. After several strokes the man reaches down and pulls off the condom and continues with the intercourse to completion. By the time the woman realizes it is too late.

“Becky I had to take a plan-b this morning cause Chad said he was gonna wear a condom but that was a Trojan Horse.

by Mike_hunt... July 25, 2025

Horse Gleek

Accidentally finishing while edging

Oh shit I just horse gleeked and it's all over my bed rn

by pseudoapplealation August 1, 2025

Horse Breeding

When a mysterious individual interrupts sexual intercourse by transferring male penis from the vagina to a container intended to capture ejaculate. The sample is then sold to the highest bidder for reproductive uses.

The attractive male was adorned by many women who sought to bear his children. As he had no desire to fill their fertilize their vessels, they resorted to extreme measures. A fine maiden lured the young stallion to her chambers and during a lustful romp her co-conspirators leapt from the dresser and captured his seed. This soon turned in to a lucrative career for the maidens, dubbed horse breeding, as this process is commonplace in the village stables.

by Sir Fancylot April 7, 2025

Horse

This word is what truly defines are good peacock friend, he who shall not be named for the sake of anonymity. He treats horses like his drugs, someone get him some neigh-cotine for his addiction.

"Look at him, he is so horse."

by glazemaster69 January 20, 2025

The wobbly horse

When you get your drunk friend on all fours, stuff grass in his mouth and proceed to shove a 10 inch dildo in his ass and whip him with a belt

“My ass hurts so much from that party yesterday , I think someone played the wobbly horse on me”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Horse thing thing man

A man who works with animals, ghosts and spirits.

My friend whet to see the horse thing thing man

by Horse Mann August 17, 2020

wooden horse torture

the wooden horse is a triangular prism normally set up on legs. (not actual human legs) The person being tortured is to straddle the horse. Since the wooden triangular prism is set on the legs so the edge faces upward, the person straddling the horse experiences immense pain and could be left with permanent damage. This is commonly used as a type of torture in BDSM.

"Wooden horse torture turns me on."
"That's really kinky!!"

by Dahlia (didi) February 23, 2024