you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019

you have my axe

An expression of support for someone, referencing Gimli in Lord of the Rings.

"I am going to write a strongly worded e-mail complaining about the withdrawal of Cheetoh Flavored Mountain Dew."
"You have my axe."

by spacechief May 7, 2017

Obama have dih

“Obama have dih” is a change of words to a song called Hadal Ahbek and is a large meme on TikTok.

The obama have dih meme is hilarious.

by FlyingCucumber444 July 25, 2025

I think I have 3 rich Afghanistan cousin but not sure about that.

It is a experience and new family made by my 77 family cousin. I think I have 3 rich cousin at Afghanistan maybe but I don't know.

I think I have 3 rich Afghanistan cousin but not sure about that.

by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023

I have a blue ass

To have guy on guy sex

“I have a blue ass”

“So your gay”

by Jhonathansfemaleparent October 7, 2021

Tony Plana Might Have To Kill An Iguana Tony Plana

Tony Plana Might Have To Kill An Iguana Tony Plana

Tony Plana Might Have To Kill An Iguana Tony Plana

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

go have fun with yourself

go fuck yourself (minced oath)

You ate all the cake and you want me to make more? Go have fun with yourself.

by pocketer June 17, 2023