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Free basted

Where you allow a homeless man or transvestite ejaculate on you out of pity.
So I was there laying unfathomable love to the one true god when a homeless man approached me asking if I could spare any meth. I lectured him the importance of temple upkeep as our body was crafted by the Lord himself so that we may bring glory and honor to him. We then free basted because that's a bit better for your skin. Can I get an amen?
by Aeriskhaos February 26, 2017
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Free-Boy Charge

Noun: The additional criminal charge presented in court, while in custody, that would also be arrestable in public and added to your pending trial/arraignment/evaluation/probation hearing et cetera.

"Fuck that shit, I'm not going to pick up some Free-Boy Charge and fight you/smuggle contraband." et cetera

Transitive Verb: The perpetration or commission of an unlawful act that adds additional criminal charges, while in custody, that would also be considered arrestable in public and added to your pending trial/arraignment/evaluation/probation hearing et cetera.

"When the C.O. isn't looking, I'm going to Free-boy Charge that bitch."
Free-Boy Charge
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by Verrückter Weißer Wulf July 18, 2022
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Free 50 pot

by Piss baby January 3, 2022
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free range masturbation

The accomplishment that comes with masturbating in many locations and positions
My wife left for her family trip so I took up free range masturbation around the house.
by Justjamesar December 23, 2022
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Free

Africa is free.
by Sock cuck July 30, 2021
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free use kink

the desire to be sexually “used” by a partner anytime, anywhere. Once considered niche
girl: "I have a free use kink, you can f*ck me wherever, whenever AND however you like"
boy: "oh sh*t"
by nunissi123 January 7, 2024
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happy-go-free

means you go with whatever suits everyone
let's eat out at the chinese restaurant. do you want to?

I'm fine. I'm a happy-go-free kinda person. I'll go with the flow.
by lilmissnisi October 16, 2008
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