Fake person

Someone that transports everyone in a courtroom to a fake middle school reality when they refer to somebody they were fucking while he was alive (before stabbing him to death) as a "boyfriend". Somebody that thinks the word orgasmic is crude language (badass because they said it), but wants anyone that says fuck, shit, ass, or anything else that can be considered cursing or swearing by anybody to be penalized for it.

It's the fake person you gotta watch, not the quiet one.

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

Fake

Someone that wants to look/sound/act/feel things like tough/strong/adult, but tries to ban other people from saying curse words or profane language and is bossy about all the wrong things in life, things that aren't natural to repress (wear a mask, get a shot, don't cry especially if you are male, don't feel, man up, and so on).

The coronavirus might not be fake, but the people that perpetuate the lockdowns, restrictions, mandates, and dictations of people's daily lives certainly aren't naturals. Of all the things they tell you that are uncertain or to be unsure of, that people can be sure of.

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

Fake

Don't get scared of anything, don't feel hurt by anything anybody does is another thing that makes some people feel tough/strong/adult, even if it isn't really natural to try and repress every feeling.

It's fake to claim you've never been scared of anything or hurt by anything.

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

Fake Hollywood

When someone is acting as if they are a celebrity or as if they are better than others.

Damn he lowkey acting fake hollywood after he started rapping, nigga ain't return no calls or nothing.

by lmaooookoko December 1, 2021

Fake

Someone that claims to be strong or strong-willed but is desperate to weaken others around them to try and walk all over them isn't a strong person at all.

Claiming to be strong or strong-willed when all you do is try to humiliate, disrupt, weaken, try to cause others to spiral downward go crazy is fake strength, it isn't strength. It is spreading weakness like wildfire and people can tell the wildfire to go fuck itself.

by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021

Fake thumb boner

When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger

Nicy has a fake thumb boner

by Snakey Sneak October 18, 2019

fake genius

some kids in prepuberty/puberty use to call themselves genius in Minecraft, Youtube, etc, by using an intentional perfect ortography and "being" a prodigy 10 years old kid that plays piano, is 1'85 metres tall, speaks 7 languages, is a professional drawer, knows programming, and most importanly: they have Asperger so they dont do jokes (all this bullshit is for winning a online girl and/or being an edgy/dark anime character).
IRL they are 13 years otakus Minecraft hackers, 1'65 metres tall, knows one language (maybe 2), draw stickmans and does Minecraft 2x2 piston doors.

online gamer girl: how are you mr_anonyrexgamerpro?
fake genius mr_anonyrexgamerpro: Hello, how are you.
ogg: how was your day?
fake genius mr_anonyrexgamerpro: Fine, I read a physics book all day, I drew an hiperrealistic drawing and I compose a new song in piano.

by xzzy October 22, 2019