Someone that will talk about you behind your back and then act like they never did anything wrong.
Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.
Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.
~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.
Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.
~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Fake friend: Omg, girl, that necklace is so cute! Where did you get it?
Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.
Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.
Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.
Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.
•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•
Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!
Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.
Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?
Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.
Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!
•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.
Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.
Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.
Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.
•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•
Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!
Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.
Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?
Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.
Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!
•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
by hmu whenever December 4, 2018
Get the Fake friendmug. by Micgaek leal May 7, 2024
Get the Fake friendmug. An annoying little squit.
A potty-mouth for whom "Doo-doo" represents the pinnacle of wit.
Someone fixated at the oral-anal stage.
Desperate for attention.
Obviously too young to be in Ogrish
A potty-mouth for whom "Doo-doo" represents the pinnacle of wit.
Someone fixated at the oral-anal stage.
Desperate for attention.
Obviously too young to be in Ogrish
The spoilt child of over-indulgent parents who gave him aveything but love and attention as a child.
by Gnash February 17, 2004
Get the Fake Stridermug. by gayzad July 26, 2023
Get the save a fake quartermug. When "Asian" telecallers start speaking with a fake American accent after being on the job for a week. Usually done when they're meeting people for the first time; it usually disappears in a half hour or so because they can't escape the urge to talk normally again.
She was a pretty girl with a hot personality but when her F.A.S. (fake accent syndrome) kicks in she is so YUCK !!
by wangqiu May 18, 2014
Get the F.A.S. (fake accent syndrome)mug. by Broisfakeasf May 11, 2022
Get the Fakemug. A phrase commonly used as to when one has the desire to show off how much cash they have, but in reality you only have $2 lazy ass *sobs*
by slovakianspoopdookies February 3, 2018
Get the faking it rainmug.