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Factacular 

1) Adj., Something widely recognized as factual. It typically includes quasi-science, celebrity gossip, irrelevant news stories, and other sensational garbage. It is on the cover newspapers (mostly tabloids) one day, and has faded into an oblivion the next. Usage often implies sarcasm.

2) Adj., Used in place of bullshit -- connotation is more positive.
Ex. 1:

"According to the National Enquirer, 65% of women have been sexually molested by age 4."
"That's clearly fact...acular."

Ex. 2:

"Who are you voting for in the upcoming election?"
"Rudy Giuliani."
"Why?"
"Because he'll defend my morals."
"That's factacular."
Factacular by Morels > Morals January 9, 2009
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"Hey man, did you here about that homo who stuck his finger in a light socket?"

"Yeah dude, he is a fagtard."
fagtard by Thebaseballguy June 14, 2009

Fanal Lap 

A race against a bear.
An event that is extremely tough.
first conceived when an acrostic poem went south.
"you are a fanal lap"
"fanal lap, that was tough"
Fanal Lap by Steve Mohikia August 31, 2009
meaning a hybrid of a fagot and a retard!
"geeze liz did you hear about julia?"
"only that she's a fagtard"
fagtard by RbHrAiNt October 14, 2009
-someone who somehow acts like a fag (faggot) and a retard at the same.
-one who makes a joke and is the only one laughing.
-some dickhead.
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fagtard by Ç@R¿ §§ October 14, 2009

Fanagement 

The practice of managing an artists fans online. This might include keeping their followes on twitter, fans on facebook, or friends on myspace up to date on news and releases.
That band has terrible fanagement, their record came out a week ago but their last tweet is from 2 weeks ago and says the album is coming soon.
Fanagement by Sean Bonner November 28, 2009

Fabtaculastic

The best parts of fabulous, spectacular and fantastic all combined into one word.
Have a fabtaculastic day!
Fabtaculastic by Mr. Shun December 31, 2009