The best dylan

Giver of all things (art)
Lover of the things he gives (also art)
Giving love to his art and hoping for more love (hm. Still art?)
He loves being confused, just so as he can be right. (what?)
And then he confuses again by being so right (that's a bit cocky)
He never is cocky, only the best can allow themselves to be cocky (OK...)
Not saying dylan's the best. But the best Dylan is.

Isn't that the best Dylan you've ever seen?
Na I've seen better. Look a that one.

by Don't worry, my names Eric November 22, 2021

dylan hirtle

a guy who has a small cock and enjoys dungeons and dragons a little too much

fuckin hell dont be a dylan hirtle

by rjhiofvnwejbnkvrge February 12, 2018

Dylan Sims

Dylan sims can be an asshole and likes boys. Tries to hang with cool people. The girl last he fucked said he had a milimeter penis. This was the worst experience ever they said and they also said don’t ever fuck Dylan sims

I fucked Dylan sims and said put it in five times and he said it is in I looked I saw nothing but a millimeter penis

by Dylan Sims March 27, 2019

dylan holmak

Dylan is a sex offender fat ass

Dylan Holmak is a fat ass

by Dylan Holmak January 31, 2017

Dylan brame

Dylan is a very funny person but he’s not the brightest light bulb

Dylan brame made me laugh by walking into a wall but i think it was an accident

by TheMaverick September 07, 2020

Dylan Yim

Simps for dads. Major cock up his arse. Spends his time getting absolutely hammered and wanks off the balcony into his “ah ma’s” mouth. Is a tranny and has has sex with multiple men.

“He’s such a cock, he’s such a Dylan Yim”

by dickheadchickenfuck July 25, 2020

Dylan McMahon

Dylan McMahon is an entrepreneur from Canada, known for his Toronto hat and his fans the Dankmemers

Dylan McMahon is very proud of his nation

by StKittsKid April 28, 2024