A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.
Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.
by BunnySMG February 12, 2015
Get the Stealth Morning Drunkmug. Person 1 : jeez, what happened last night dude??
Person 2 : you probably don’t remember, you were slam dunk drunk
Person 2 : you probably don’t remember, you were slam dunk drunk
by Hellooooo :) :) July 30, 2021
Get the Slam Dunk Drunkmug. When you've gotten so hammered, smashed, or whatever you prefer to call it that you can't lie whether you want to or not or are actually aware of whether you can't lie or not.
Alex: Why am I under arrest officer?
Cop: SIr, you came into the precinct last night seriously inebriated and when we asked what you did before coming here..... you confessed to murder, and told us where to find the body.
Alex: Damn it..... I must have been truth drunk!
Cop: SIr, you came into the precinct last night seriously inebriated and when we asked what you did before coming here..... you confessed to murder, and told us where to find the body.
Alex: Damn it..... I must have been truth drunk!
by zetavoid January 20, 2016
Get the truth drunkmug. Chad:"John was definitely drunk last night"
Rick:"John was DEFENDANTLY drunk last night, he wouldn't get his hands off the strippers and when the bouncer told him to leave, he said he was gonna piss in their concession stand... Sure enough, public urination and indecent exposure."
Chad:"Oh damn, when's his court date?"
Rick:"John was DEFENDANTLY drunk last night, he wouldn't get his hands off the strippers and when the bouncer told him to leave, he said he was gonna piss in their concession stand... Sure enough, public urination and indecent exposure."
Chad:"Oh damn, when's his court date?"
by Critton August 25, 2013
Get the Defendantly Drunkmug. Intoxicated with pleasure
by Group Six August 26, 2017
Get the Fuck drunkmug. by Elton848798 June 4, 2012
Get the drunk slapmug. People who drink the most sugary beverages to get drunk because you can’t handle the taste/burn of the alcohol itself. This would be something like chugging Bailey’s Irish Cream or a drink with 8 oz of grenadine and 1 oz of vodka.
*points to an empty Bailey’s Mickey on the ground* “huh, looks like someone’s getting White Girl Drunk tonight!”
by Olafursson June 10, 2023
Get the White Girl Drunkmug.