sailor dog

big ship veteran in search of bitches

i very old sailor dog mon

by gerfoamea August 19, 2006

DOG SLED

When you are doing your girl doggie-style and you pull her arms out from underneath her in the final act.

Brodie finished strong by giving his girl the dog sled.

by Fark May 25, 2005

Rocket Dog

A brand of shoes designed for girls. Its official site is www.rocketdog.com. This brand of shoes sells flip flops, casual shoes, boots, sneakers, and much more.

Dude. I just bought Rocket Dog shoes at Macy's.

by Poetic Teddy January 10, 2008

Standing Dog

A sexual position where the bottom dog straightens their hind legs with the top dog standing behind them. This is also the third step of Cave Canem. It precedes the Wheelbarrow and follows Doggystyle.

My wife loves the Standing Dog even more than the Cowgirl.

by Warmpain May 1, 2010

suicidal dog

A canine that has a look on his face of utter despair. Each time you look a suicidal dog in the eyes it makes you wonder if the dog's ever going to try to commit suicide.

Duder 1: "What the hell is wrong with your beagle dude? He looks like he wants to kill himself."

Duder 2: "I know man, he always looks like that."

Duder 1: "You got yourself a suicidal dog for sure. Make sure you don't give him any rope to play with."

by westfalia January 4, 2010

Faggot dog

Redneck term used to define any small breed of dog such as the Pomeranian that, because of its small stature, couldn't possibly be owned by a manly redneck.

On a trip through Monatana my Mom lets her Pomeranian out to pee. Some rednecks tells her that her dog looks like a "faggot dog."

by iCassius December 19, 2013

stoner dog

It's the playmate of a stoner kitten, it's the one that teaches her everything. Usually has a stoner boner.

Stoner Kitten: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS!!!?!?!"
Stoner Dog: "Relaaaax. You just smoke it."
Stoner Kitten: "Ohhhhh. Thanks my dog!"
Stoner Dog: "No worries man."

by katekatter July 27, 2008