Bare bum shuffle 

When you have finished your business on the toilet and find some bastard has left you an empty toilet roll. You then shuffle across the bathroom bare arsed, with your pants around your ankles to get some loo paper from the cupboard.

Her "This morning you didn't replace the toilet paper"
Him "Hee, hee did you have to do the bare bum shuffle?"
Her (furious) "Yes!"
Him (having a hilarious mental picture) "Ha ha ha!!"

Bare bum shuffle by Luxiebird August 19, 2009

Wonder Bum 

A superhero homeless person.

Skippy the wonder bum saved New York City from a meteor

Wonder Bum by EllaGetsA5 November 4, 2009

Gay Bum 

A bum that walks around with a slight smirk on his face, asking everyone in sight if they're gay. He will approach random guys, look around to see if anyone's watching, then point at them and ask "you gay?". Typically found in libraries, this one is best to be avoided.

Random Dude: Ah, finally an empty computer! Now to check my email...
Gay Bum: Sits down right next to him, rolls his chair closer and points. "you gay?".
Random Dude: Huh, who are you?
Gay Bum: Yeah, I figured you were gay..

Gay Bum by re3ja June 21, 2013

lip bum 

When someone doesn't know it's actually called lip balm, they call it lip bum. Don't ask me why they do it, they just do.

Billy: Why do you wear lip bum?
Mel: IT'S LIP BALM YOU IDIOT.

lip bum by cheesefanatic July 2, 2017

Mini-bum 

Woman private part, vagina.

What a hairy mini-bum, or I'm gonna plow that mini-bum.

Mini-bum by Bilski May 25, 2018

buzz bum 

Person who bums a buzz off of another.

Buzz bum ex.1 That person who always seems to be around when someones got a joint or some beers (any drug). Then proceeds to get high or drunk on someone elses supply.

buzz bum by Fflagg99 October 16, 2018

kinky bum sex 

When two homeless bums make the beast with two backs.

One homeless guy will slide his hard throbbing cock into another guys tight arsehole, then thrust in and out, getting harder and faster until he blows his load. One up the bum, no harm done.

In the afterglow of this kinky bum sex, one hobo will then ask "spare some change" and the other will invariably reply "get a job, you bum".

Not to be confused with kinky butt sex, which involves perverted sexual acts performed on chain smokers while they're puffing away, using the dying butt of one cigarette to light the next.

Unable to deal with the City's ongoing housing problems, our fearless municipal leaders have brought in marketers to promote homelessness as a valid lifestyle choice. They're not "homeless people", they're "people experiencing homelessness" and their lifestyle promoted as one of kinky bum sex as people experiencing homelessness will do anything to keep warm.

kinky bum sex by bitchuck October 23, 2023