bald asshole

A hairless asshole

That twink has a perfectly bald asshole

by PinkTater May 18, 2022

Listen, asshole

A phrase to pull the awareness of an unaware/natural asshole to that one is not there to play with them and doesn't care for their bullshit, and if they don't get it, they should try to learn and start by recognizing how much they suck.

Listen, asshole. People have better things to do than dealing with something like you.

by felixh January 27, 2017

Derpy asshole

a derpy asshole is a person who trolls people and is an asshole

we all are derpy assholes sometimes

by qzfyerh56f August 8, 2016

Asshole

Lachlan Steven Hayden

Asshole is an idiot

by eniamzaj August 29, 2018

Asshole Alya

An asshole alya is an idiom used to describe someone being an asshole or a jerk.

John just ruins the workplace mood.

Right? He's literally such an asshole alya

by Bnobungus November 5, 2025

Wine Asshole

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently furthers to do so.

Well I guess I'll run to the store to get some wine, because the wine asshole strikes again.

by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023

asshole

the kinda person who drives a bmw, doesn't use the turning signal and passes you just to slow down

guy 1: hey look at that guy he just cut me off

guy 2: oh ya man hes definitely a asshole

by alaskan 101 May 2, 2019