A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt
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by Nub Nublet October 30, 2020
When it’s cold or not and your dick decides to back inside yourself like a turtles head goes back in it’s shell.
Gawd damn! My dick gawn back in his turtle shell! What’s wrong lil guy? Ya cold? Come on out, I’ll keep ya warm in my hand.
by Dr.EvilRaj July 27, 2018
A Peter Turtle is the act of being so lonely that you have no choice but to sit home watch netflix and masterbate using your own tears as lubercation.
by Maddog55 October 25, 2019
Dude! Check out those girls legs! She has HUGE turtle calves!
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Bruh, have you seen Jessica Simpson's turtle calves?
legs workout calves exercise
Bruh, have you seen Jessica Simpson's turtle calves?
by thatonesuperradicalchick March 9, 2015