turtling around

To move slowly or take forever to do something.

Omg, Abbie quit turtling around. Let's go!

by PandasBiscuit November 09, 2014

Tell a Turtle Time

Tell a Turtle Time is when you’re gathering with people and sharing about your day or sharing something with someone.

Herman called Jennifer up and asked her if they could get together soon for “Tell a Turtle Time”.

by thalia_ August 21, 2022

question turtle

A question turtle is a insult i made for no reason lol-

it means someone who asks too much questions and is very nosy

person1: ugh, your such a question turtle!
person2: *rolls eyes and walks away sassily*

by strawbzkittnz March 26, 2024

turtle farm

Any place filled with old, slow moving people.

Dude, Luby's Cafeteria is such a turtle farm. It's like Florida!

by kamj1 April 08, 2010

Turtle Farm

To crap in a sink and fill it with water

Someone started a Turtle Farm in the sink at McDonalds

by JoeyAboney March 25, 2021

Psychedelic Turtle

A deviant sex act where a man is receiving a blow job and also has a turd about to drop, cumming and shitting at the same time.

Jeff was blown away by the psychedelic turtle that Jane gave him

by DeviantSex July 18, 2019

turtle-brained

Thinking slowly, like a turtle moves.

oy. i am sooo slow today - i am turtle-brained today.

by Puffin Man May 19, 2011