by Emmalisha April 18, 2018
Get the glossy top coatmug. by Anonymous Lizard Killer October 20, 2021
Get the Crop-Top Carlmug. It's the woman's version of the the tea bag drop. When a woman is laying on her back and the other woman places her vagina on that woman's face.
by DErekd March 6, 2014
Get the flat top dropmug. Finger Muffin Top is defined as the accumulation of excess skin and fat that bulges around a person's too-tight jewelry as it sits on either finger or wrist. Tell tale warning signs that you have finger muffin top would be the indentation of the jewelry on your body if you attempt to slide the piece around to adjust it. Failure of the jewelry to actually move means that not only do you probably have finger muffin top but you are actually endangering yourself.The cutting off of circulation is another sign that you are wearing something in the wrong size.
Judy, the 300 lb. cocktail waitress with the short vocabulary and even shorter sausage like fingers, wore a lot of rings. When she handed us our drinks, and her bloated man-hands were in our faces, her finger muffin top hung out over her cheap gold-plated cubic zirconia fashion rings.
by LondonLady75 April 17, 2010
Get the finger muffin topmug. blow one's top in context:
Serena Williams blows her top, and her chance, at the US Open (The Guardian, 13 September 2009)
Serena Williams blows her top, and her chance, at the US Open (The Guardian, 13 September 2009)
by Jed_7 September 14, 2009
Get the blow one's topmug. a top hat magoo is when one in serts his or her nose int the male or females ear and blow. this causes arousal and, the famale will shit her pants, this would be the oppertune moment for one to stick his penis in her anal cavity, and scream as load as u can "TOP HAT MAGOO."
by ARTURO (GONDRELL) WILKS BOOTH May 29, 2004
Get the top hat magoomug. Field Position: Girl on her back during a 69, or with her head hanging off of the bed getting face fucked.
The Score: Just before you bust a nut, pull your dick out of her mouth, plop your nuts in there, wedge her nose between your cheeks & blow your load all over her tits(aimimg for the nipples) while singing, "On Top Of Old Smokey". Strictly a class move.
The Extra Point(s): Fart. (but pull your nuts out of her mouth first!) -OR- Go for two points; by pulling your dick out and wiping it off all over her brand new curtains(you know, the ones that match her dust ruffle), grab your clothes and kick her cat in the ass on your way out the door.
The Score: Just before you bust a nut, pull your dick out of her mouth, plop your nuts in there, wedge her nose between your cheeks & blow your load all over her tits(aimimg for the nipples) while singing, "On Top Of Old Smokey". Strictly a class move.
The Extra Point(s): Fart. (but pull your nuts out of her mouth first!) -OR- Go for two points; by pulling your dick out and wiping it off all over her brand new curtains(you know, the ones that match her dust ruffle), grab your clothes and kick her cat in the ass on your way out the door.
by E Normous Johnson March 31, 2009
Get the On Top Of Old Smokeymug.