Mharc No-Nerd

When your best friend mharc not mark, wears glasses and meets nerds, takes them off and says "UMMMMM, actually am not a nerd"

Mharc No-Nerd-

JJ-"Guys have a nerd off"
Guys-"Bet"
Mharc-*Takes glasses off* "UMMMMM, actually am not a nerd!"

by Reizirth December 11, 2024

nerd

a baddie who hates homeless people and buys rolexes

im a nerd and my name is joshehh

by daylight0806 June 11, 2022

Nerd pipes

The arms of someone who plays video games all day.

Check out the nerd pipes on that gamer! How does he hold up a sandwich?

by escyr August 19, 2024

nerd snare

Esentially a woman that is out of options and instead of fuckboys is looking for nerds to sustain her (and often her child) financially and emocionally. Usually such woman is over or close to her 30's because in her 20's she used to party do drugs and dissolve her brain in alcohol. One day she realises she achieved nothing and either has no children or the father went out to buy some milk, so she decides to find a clueless nerd and claim that she's interested in "nerdy" stuff like watching Harry Potter or Avengers in order to trap him in a relationship with her.

P1: Look at her Tinder profile, says she's a 29-yo nerd because she plays Sims, watches movies like Avengers and her favouite movies are recent Star Wars movies.

P2: Cut it man, only thing you have and she is really interested in is your wallet, she's an absolute nerd snare.

by Pan Cogito July 19, 2021

nerds

nerds are the most annoying pussies on this fucking world and they are the teacher's favourite as always and they know EVERYTHINGGGGG

''nerds are the most annoying pussies on this fucking world and they are the teacher's favourite as always and they know EVERYTHINGGGGG''

by zanecellent February 8, 2021

pink nerd

The clit.

I asked himnif he wanted some candy, he was like "yeah, your pink nerd."😈😜

by Maria Jaxson October 11, 2022

nerd

1. someone who frequents urban dictionary
2. someone who knows how to format definitions

"Nerd" is not a complement, it isn't someone saying you are "smart" or that you "know things". The word nerd is synonymous with 'idiot', 'loser', etc.

If you've been called a nerd, then either you have know idea why, or you have come completely to terms with your situation, and have to accept it, you nerd.

You are such a f---ing nerd. You nerd.

by younerd July 24, 2023