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Oatmeal Kid

Also-Oatmeal Child, Soatsy Mcclure
Someone who lacks the mental capacity to chew and swallow anything with more substance than oatmeal. See retard. Often times, the Kid will lack all common sense, and joins the Air Force.
Oh man! Do you see that oatmeal kid trying to play ping-pong?! What a joke!
by Dantron June 30, 2005
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emo kid

okay, firstly i gotta say EMO KIDS DO NOT SLIT THEIR WRISTS OR WANT TO DIE. some emos might, but mostly they dont. emo is a type of music which is normally guys singing, but is has proper connections with the world and actually means something.also, its a kind of style and a kind of clothes. and i gota say emos ARE COOL AND THEY ROCK. they are not depressed and are usually happy, kind and caring people who understand each other. they shouldnt be labeled as suicidists (if thats even a word but u know what i mean) and they shouldn't be judged because of how they dress.

You can normally recognise an emo ::
skinny/drain pipe (tight) jeans
band or just darkly coloured t's
sometimes a hoodie, normally with neon colours (eg black with neon stars)
converse or vans , normally dirty and worn
normally studded belt or wrist band
favourite band name on ther wristband
usually pale skin, dark makeup round the eyes - loads of eyeliner
and 2 be honest normally ther really hot
THEY DO NOT WEAR BIG GLASSES ANY MORE

ROCK ON EMO KIDS !!!!!!! (AND MCR WHO ALSO ROCK THE WORLD)
*emo kid walks into a class room, wearing the tightest jeans he could find and a bright neon green studded belt. evry one glances and looks away. the plastics, jocks and other loosers cant be arsed to get to know the nice kind caring person taht emo kid actually is*
by monishaa_loves_mychem March 24, 2008
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Choir kid

A kid that is just plain gay. They can be potheads to, but most likely they're gay.
by Notasgayasosama January 20, 2020
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emo kid

Emo Kid....Well all these so called "Emo Kids" claim to be non conformists...Yet they all dress the same, listen to the same music, and whinge about the same things like how society sucks these days, and that nobody listens to them and that noone understands. No emo will admit to being an emo because they get picked on for being emo, when half the time they are just attention seekers from middle to upper class suburban families, who whine about the fact that their parents dont love them and dont give them attention, but that would be due to the fact that their parents are both too busy with work, earning money to maintain that 2 storey house in the upper class suburbs, paying for the "EMO KIDS" private school fees.
The Emo Kid sits in the double garage of his two storey house in the Suburbs, blaring parkway drive on his $2000 sound system which he got from his parents for his birthday and complains that his parents dont understand him....
by no bullshite May 16, 2008
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Rich Kid

a person by the name of Shawn who owns lots of shoes and supreme clothing wear. He has a fat wallet.
I wish I was a rich kid like Shawn
by richkidsofamerica April 21, 2019
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scene kids

Kids who long to be "different" and are interested in anime.

Highly mistaken for "emo" kids, but no, they are very different.

Usually if you find a scene kid, they are in a group of other scene kids. They usually have over-straightend, poorly-teased hair (either black with streaks of read or other obnoxiously bright colors, or bleach blonde) and way too much eye makeup (including the guys)

They usually hangout at the mall or concerts. Most likely if you see one, they are standing around talking to one another and having no life.

More than half of their lives are spent on Myspace.

Usually have a weird obsession with Hello Kitty and/or Mitchell Davis.

99.9% of them reside in Jacksonville, Florida.

Sometimes decide to change their orientation so they draw attention to themselves.

Sometimes have 2 names, like EddieExtinction, to show their wonderful creativity.

Are extremely pale. By choice.
John: Your clothes are too tight. Did they shrink in the dryer?

EddieExtinction: No. Tight clothes are different, so I wear them. Cause I'm a scene kid. And that's what scene kids do.
by audreysprettycool July 19, 2009
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indie kid

People from 16 to 29 who listen to indie music. They are cool people, careless about what other chavs and scums thing about them. Usually they are smart, they wear cool stuff, they have a nice hair cut and they are different, different is the right word. Most choices that they do is the right one. They don't like chavs, emo kids and metal. They usually have an ipod full of songs of the Arctic Monkeys, Libertines, Belle and Sebastian and stuff like that. They do not wear rbk cos it's too chaving. Being indie is being what everyone wish to be, but they cannot. The reason? You're born indie or you can become an indie kid if another indie lad shows you the way.
Indie Kid: Hey mate, do you know about the Arctic Monkeys?
Chav,emo or tard: African monkeys? Yes they are those small and funny creatures
Indie Kid: Because of tards like you this country is falling down
by Stevooooo December 13, 2008
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